53 Quotes About Butler

Somehow the idea of Montgomery as a fairy doesn't have the same effect on me as it appears to have on you.-Raphael

I'm simpley one hell of a butler.

To Stanley Ager, the gift of human "service" was no one-way loyalty. He clearly gave his all to the families he served but, though he was almost too polite to state this, his expectation of loyalty in return was implicit.

And that is why I hate dogs."" . . . woof."--Sebastian and Ceiel

If I couldn't do that much for my master then what kind of butler would I be, really.

Well, am I forgiven?'Butler sighed. On the chaise lounge, Juliet snored like a drunken sailor. He smiled suddenly.'Yes, Artemis. All is forgiven. Just one thing…''Yes?''Never again. Fairies are too… human.

By the time his vision had settled, the dwarf had disappeared into a maelstrom of churning muck. Butler decided not to attempt pursuit. Dying below ground was not very high on this *things to do* list. But there will be another day, fairy, he thought grimly. And there was to be. But that's another story.

Yes, Jeeves?"The man had materialized on the carpet. Absolutely noiseless, as usual."A note for you, sir.""A note for me, Jeeves?""A note for you, sir.""From whom, Jeeves?""From Miss Bassett, sir.""From whom, Jeeves?""From Miss Bassett, sir.""From Miss Bassett, Jeeves?""From Miss Bassett, sir."At this point, Aunt Dahlia begged us for heaven's sake to cut out the cross-talk vaudeville stuff. Always willing to oblige, I dismissed Jeeves with a nod, and he flickered for a moment and was gone.

It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice.