606 Quotes by Eoin Colfer

I know what you're thinking," said Root. "Why am I picking on you every day? Why don't I ever bawl out those other layabouts?"Holly said nothing, but agreement was written all over the face."I'll tell you why, shall I?Holly risked a nod."It's because you're a girl."Holly felt her fingers curl into fists. She knew it!

Artemis put on his best sinister face."Evil." He told himself. "Evil, but highly intelligent. And determined; don't forget determined.

I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.

I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command.

Holly frowned at her. "Glad to see you've forgiven yourself so quickly.""Harboring feelings of guilt can have a negative affect on mental health.""Child geniuses," growled Holly."Genii," said Minerva.

I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

Nobody ever got rich by wearing a heart on their sleeve, unless it was someone else's heart.

The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.

In dieser Nacht würde Geschichte geschrieben. Und es war nicht die erhebende Art von Geschichte wie bei der Entdeckung der Radioaktivität oder dem ersten Mann auf dem Mond, sondern die finstere Art à la spanische Inquisition oder Absturz der Hindenburg. Finster für Menschen und Unterirdische. Finster für alle.