8 Quotes by Eric Cartman

F*ck you guys, I'm goin' home

F*ck you guys, I'm goin' home.

Ok That's it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line.

Mom, can I have some weight gain 4000?

Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.

Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.

Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!

Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.