753 Quotes by Evan Esar

The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.

A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

After wisdom comes wit.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.

Under dictatorship, the people in prison are always superior to the people who put them there.