753 Quotes by Evan Esar

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

The difference between us and other people is that their money looks bigger and their troubles smaller.

[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.