9 Quotes by Faith McKay

You think you're embarrassing me, but you're not.' He was.

He's barely said anything and I already know this guy is gross,' she told the girls. 'If the zombies come at us, we feed them him first.

I think everyone should have a problem with zombies on fire.

Zombies weren't the true plague of the world, laziness was.

Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies, and then fame!

I don't know how magical GPS works. I don't want to mess with the signal.

She hated seeing monsters smile. Monsters should growl and snarl and be done with the pretenses.

No matter what your family happens to be like, it affects you, affects who you are. It matters.

She dropped her glass and wiped the spill with her sleeve. 'Oh, god, use a napkin,' he said. 'People are going to think you were raised by wolves.' He snorted at his own joke.