144 Quotes by Fred Allen

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

California is a great place to live if you're an orange.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.