29 Quotes by Funny

The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, or scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged!

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?

The road to success is always under construction.

The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music.

I need a six month vacation twice a year.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.