10 Quotes by G.L. Tomas

So,like,what if she wakes up one night with an uncontrollable need to hook up with me?"When my mom had wiped the tears from her eyes and caught her breath from laughing,she patted my face the way you pet an animal that you might find pathetic but in a cute kind of way."Sterling,honey?I'm almost positive you won't have that problem.

Sai-Liber is my family name.Much like Wayfairer.You may call me Tetraphrimaportacheeq.It is much simpler."To who? I'd barely got it out the first time.

Brittany was "hot".Perhaps she was.She wore many layers and summer weather was still in reach.

We teased each other all the time, so we were harmless, but I never missed the chance to tell her that her man was lucky.

The guy had a load of piercings, including an eye-grabbing one on his lower left lip. Not that I was looking, but if I were? I’d say it brought a lot of attention to his mouth.

That dress does not fit you.” Margaret laughed and tried to zip the dress up again, swearing when the zipper broke.

I’d rather wake up to a blanket full of spiders than for my new roomie to catch me with an accidental hard-on.

A sniffle left her nose. She was crying.

I’m just happy we’re cool. I just want to go back to being the type of friends who have fun. Give each other rides. Bury dead bodies together. Be each other’s alibis.