184 Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.

Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues.

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.

As long as you have a director, that's your feedback. It's the director telling you, "Okay. That was great! Okay. Can we add a little? Can you tweak it like this? Can you make it more high pitched? Can you give it a little growl?"

Be personal, and original. Try to work clean. Stay away from topical material, as it does not allow you to craft it to make it better for later. And always remember that it is the fans who will make you or break you.

I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a genius at 10. Try telling that at 21, and you look hacky and stupid. That was the only joke I've ever told. Everything since has been character voices, doing impressions or just telling stories.

Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!