19 Quotes by Gemma Halliday

I'll go," he said."And that's safer because?""I'm a guy.""Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible how?

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!

I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.

I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver, and I swear on my Very Cherry lip gloss that I will never lie to you again.

Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!"Chase narrowed his eyes again."Sam?"I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to Sam. "You can quit squawking. He caught me.

She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!

Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girls mouth!

Holy effing crap, that sucks!"I turned to her. "Effing?"Sam shrugged. "What?""We're censoring now?""Kyle says I have a mouth like a trucker.

Which leads me to ask...what exactly are you going to do when we get there?"I thought about it. "Rip Josh's nuggets off and feed them to his hamster?