255 Quotes by George Burns

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

There's nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate

When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoyed than be a success at something I hate.