255 Quotes by George Burns

I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.

A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn’t started yet.

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.

Retire? I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the only one left.

You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.

How did I ever get sick? I’ve already had everything.

Since I’ve made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven’t been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.

I’d rather be over the hill than under it.