255 Quotes by George Burns

It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

As long as you're working, you stay young.