255 Quotes by George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do what you love to do for the rest of the day is beyond words. I'd rather be a failure in something I love than be successful in something I hate.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.