63 Quotes by Gracie Allen

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Cultivate friendships. If you don't have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus.

Every politician must be able to keep both feet on the fence with his ear to the ground.

When you learn to make everybody happy, you will possess the golden secret of how to milk the contented voters. But do it in such a way that they won't think you want them to vote for you just because you need the money.They need the money, and besides, they can think up other reasons if they try.

As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, "Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down.

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?

Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.