565 Quotes by Groucho Marx

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

Go, and never darken my towels again

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.