565 Quotes by Groucho Marx

Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

أعتقد أن التليفزيون وسيلة ثقافية هامة للغاية .. كلما وجدت شخصاً يقوم بتشغيله، أذهب إلى غرفة أخرى لقراءة كتاب

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.