2 Quotes by H.J. Bellus
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I’m twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I’m the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all.
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I’m pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch.
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