2 Quotes by Helen Fielding (author)

And that was it. Right there. Right there, that was the moment . . . I suddenly realized that unless something changed soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine and I'd finally die, fat and alone, and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians, or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

Bridget, will you stop. Bloody. Staring at me when I am asleep. Go find something to do.