357 Quotes by Henny Youngman




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    My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

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    A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

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    I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.

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