357 Quotes by Henny Youngman


  • Author Henny Youngman
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    A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"

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    Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.

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