357 Quotes by Henny Youngman
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Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
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I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
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Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
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My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
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How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.
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A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
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We aim to please... You aim too, please.
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