357 Quotes by Henny Youngman

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.