357 Quotes by Henny Youngman

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    My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!

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    My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

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    I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.

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    I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

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