29 Quotes by Henry Beard

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.

I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.

Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.