39 Quotes by Homer Simpson

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college.

When will you people learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets are safe, old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, for as the old saying goes, 'Let your children run wild and free.

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees

Heehee. Look at this country. 'You are gay.

Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson

Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.

I don't even believe in Jebus... Save me Jebus

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!