79 Quotes by J.S. Mason

Santa was sweating, so much so that he realized that his coat was in no way indicative of a man who acclimated to changing temperature conditions

Her guts told her that something was amiss. Alexandra only spoke to her intestines once in a while, so she wasn’t sure if they were to be trusted.

He remembered that he did have one thing going for him – his memory.

I’d normally spare you the details, but that would kind of defeat the purpose of writing a story.

He threw caution to the wind. Caution was not too fond of the wind and would later seek revenge on him for this treacherous debauchery.

The only thing you should feel entitled to is gratitude.

I only like to coat things with the truth, that’s the only apparel things need these days.