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    What y'all ladies got to share? Hmmm, what you bitches got?"Aunt Georgia sighed and squinted at the boy. She said, "The Lord loves a cheerful giver, but I'm just not in the mood." The thug moved his hand from his crotch to his scalp, still scratching. "What in the hell's that supposed to mean?" Mrs. Cleveland raised and pumped her walking stick, which, it turned out, was a double-barreled shotgun."It means take one more step," she said, "and I'll blast you to hell, you ignorant-ass bastard.

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What y'all ladies got to share? Hmmm, what you bitches got?"Aunt Georgia sighed and squinted at the boy. She said, "The Lord loves a cheerful giver, but I'm just not in the mood." The thug moved his hand from his crotch to his scalp, still scratching. "What in the hell's that supposed to mean?" Mrs. Cleveland raised and pumped her walking stick, which, it turned out, was a double-barreled shotgun."It means take one more step," she said, "and I'll blast you to hell, you ignorant-ass bastard.

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