57 Quotes by Jack Osbourne

There was the Jack Osbourne my parents knew, the Jack Osbourne my friends knew, and the Jack Osbourne the public knew. The one my parents knew was the funny, facetious, nice, loving son my parents know, who is truly caring. With my friends it was a crazy, insane, drinking, using, party animal who knew how to have a good time. And with the public, it was the one they wanted to vote out of the house.

I want to make the book as real as possible, but I can hardly remember a thing.

But you know, my mom having to go to the hospital seven times... like passed out because of pain... I wouldn't come home and sit with my family and be with my dad - I'd call someone up and... I'd go and get obliterated drunk and I'd go, like, on two-week benders.

I'm an ass-kicking fat kid.

Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana.

I go to a meeting every day. I surround myself with people who don't use. I recently got back from Ozzfest and I caught myself in kind of a sticky situation where I was around a lot of people using, drinking and it was kind of - I didn't have the urge to use once, but I just knew I shouldn't have been there.

I'd have to say that Muay Thai is something special. It's really demanding and it's becoming popular all around the world.

I'm going to get you a broken alarm clock so you'll get up in the morning.

I'm real clear, you know? There's no fogginess.