42 Quotes by Jack Whitehall

Ha my father just tried to put some music on that wasn't Buble. I just shut his ass the f**k down. We're on 48hr Buble lock down.

When I'm on stage, I'm quite over the top - I'm quite flamboyant and camp.

Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the same jokes in a different order and then have a little prayer that I won't be met by silence.

I have got a fantastic life and I just like to get on with it, and I am quite a private person.

I'd like to scale back the television. I'm constantly told that I'm over-exposed, and I don't want to end up like Carol Vorderman.

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.

I eat healthily, as it keeps my energy up.

I acted at school but got very bad parts - things that they'd made up in Shakespeare plays like 'Guard 17' - so I wrote plays and gave myself parts, then I wrote sketches, then I did stand-up. Even in the school nativity I was the emu in the manger.

Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but more enjoyable.