42 Quotes by Jack Whitehall

I'm very conscious of other people's opinions and of people not liking me.

I'm not actually posh; I'm really rough and from the wrong side of the tracks. I grew up in Putney, which is pretty rough.

I never know what defines you as being posh. I went to a posh school, definitely.

I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on.

I love stand-up, but the process of writing is a little more lonely. I want to keep doing both, though.

I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?

For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.