42 Quotes by Jack Whitehall

I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.

I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

I only got into comedy to get laid

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.

I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.

If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing.

I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of people carving turkey during the set. If you put comedy and turkey side by side, turkey always wins.