53 Quotes by James Hauenstein

The first thing people hear or see on the internet is the first thing they believe. No matter what the truth is.

Teenagers - tired of being hassled by your parents?Act now!Move out, get a job, pay your own bills.....while you still know everything.

Does love make the world go around? Well yes. But whiskey makes it go around twice as fast.

Hate is a powerful emotion. It can take over a sane man's mind and cloud it with insanity.

People think I am younger then I really am,because I act so immature.

Women. You have to love them the way they are or they'll drive you insane.

Department stores have come out with a new size for their clothing line that fits me perfectly. The label reads, XXL-LOL!

Don't be afraid of change. You can still buy gum with it!

I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.