53 Quotes by James Hauenstein

During a crisis you will find there are 3 types of people.First, there are people who will say,"I don't care what happens to other people as long as it doesn't affect me."Second, there are are people who will think,"How can I rip people off and make money off of this?"Third, there are people who will ask,"How can I help?

I was asked by a friend of mine if I knew anything about capitalism. I said sure. The first letter of the first word of any sentence is capitalized!

I have always said that change is good. It is inevitable. Embrace it. But sometimes, like trying to design a new oar for a row boat, it just isn't necessary.

Ever Since I Discovered How Reading Stimulates The Mind's Imagination, I Have Never Stopped Reading

When all else fails, there is music. When that fails you, there is beer.

Before you start your full day of watching Equestrian Square Dancing, Soccer Balling, Hoop Dreaming, Cricket Batting, Rugby Punching, Volleyball Chopping, Skateboard Falling, Martial Arts Bowing, Bicycle Peddlers, and College Football Hecklers, maybe we have time to learn somethingScientifically.

My Parents couldn't get me to stop drinking. The Police couldn't get me to stop drinking. The Courts couldn't get me to stop drinking. The threat of losing my job couldn't get me to stop drinking. My Wife couldn't get me to stop drinking. But when my eldest daughter was 5 years old and said, "Daddy, we don't like you when you drink!" That is when I stopped!

The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!

Have no regrets in life because of the choices you make. Good or bad, they are a learning experience, to help you grow. The only regret in life, is to never make a choice at all.