85 Quotes by Jane Wagner

It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.

Reality is just a collective hunch.

What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.

The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.