85 Quotes by Jane Wagner

To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.

Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?