438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?