438 Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!