169 Quotes by Jeff Kinney

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Whyis "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And sayspeople need to shave twice a day.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

I’ve realized is that every time you get something cool for your birthday or for Christmas, within a week it’s being used against you. (We'll be taking this away until your English grade improves)

Whenever you go with the cheaper option, you end up regretting it

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

The best person I know is Myself.

Be yourself and people will like you.

When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.