141 Quotes by Jerry Lawler

Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!

It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.

If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.

I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

The fats dented the flats.