6 Quotes by Jerry Snider

My wife said never to judge her until I walked a mile in her shoes. That's how I found out I like wearing high heels.

At age 64 I started working at a preschool. I figured the kids would have a lot to teach me.

My car broke down. Instead of AAA, I called AA by mistake. They could only move my car twelve steps.

There is no role too small for a big actor.

It's good to remember even during your darkest hour, you are not here to be punished.You are here to serve.

Attention everyone,we're having an earthquake drill at 11:02, 11:03, 11:04, 11:05, 11:06, and 11:07.