6 Quotes by Jewels5

Because—because I'm a monster!"James rolled his eyes. "You're being dramatic. You fold your socks, Remus. Forgive me if I'm not trembling at the sight of you.

Ira was scowling at her, but Lily refused to be judged by a cat.

Dear Prig,You winCheers,Git

Oh, my Merlin, I want to have a torrid love affair with this moment," Marlene continued, regaining a little control. "I want to buy this moment dinner. I want to have this moment's illegitimate children. I want to...

Mrs. Potter faltered. "Where exactly did you spend the night, James?""Mum, that's one of those things you'll be happier not knowing. Just take comfort in the fact that I was surrounded by friends, and no one ended up dead or pregnant. All in all, not a bad record for the night...

Lily could do nothing but stare incredulously at the wizard before her. James Potter was an evolutionary improbability, she thought.