104 Quotes by Jim Davis

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

I stop short of being a workaholic.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

When all else fails, look cute.

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

When in doubt, pig out!