42 Quotes by Jimmy Durante

Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it's never been rehearsed!

Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone!

To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut- terin', or about them bein' off their nut.

Now you know that you can't go wrong... If you start each day with a song.

Everybody wants to get into the act!

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.