619 Quotes by Joan Rivers
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When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends.
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With this face, I need all the deals I can get.
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My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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