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If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there isn't something wonderful playing. If I'm home in New York at night, I'm either at a Broadway or an Off Broadway show. We're in the theater capital of the world, and if you don't get it, you're an idiot.
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
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My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
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The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves
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I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
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What we do is a calling...we make people happy
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I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.
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You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
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