16 Quotes by Jodi Taylor

She fought off a T-rex with just a pepper spray and bad language. You couldn't be in better hands.

You hear of single-parent families where one of the partners isn’t around for some reason, but as far as I know, no one has invented a word for the sole remaining member of a family where fifty per cent of the parents and a hundred per cent of the kids are living in the future.

We don't do time-travel. That's for amateurs. We're not time-travellers - we're historians. We 'investigate major historical events in contemporary time'. so much more classy.

The eyes of the world are fixed on Mars at the moment, sir. Everywhere I look the arts are being shunted aside for technology. It's not necessarily a bad thing but, maybe in some small way, this could redress the balance a little. History--the new sex. Sir.

Typical St Mary’s. When the chips are down we don’t whine and we don’t run – we do some damage.

Thanks to you I’ve involuntarily increased the radiation protection of my biosuit quite substantially.

I don’t know how to put this, but sometimes, you don’t know how unhappy someone is until you see them before the unhappiness.

Everyone needs rules. After all, how can you break what doesn’t exist? Rules give anarchy something to aim at

There should be medals struck for men who produce tea at exactly the moment it's needed.