48 Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.