48 Quotes by Joe E. Lewis

I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

I drink to forget I drink.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something!

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I’m still chasing girls. I don’t remember what for, but I’m still chasing them.

It doesn’t matter whether you are rich or poor – as long as you’ve got money.