252 Quotes by Joe Rogan

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

Choose To Be Inspired.

People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.

Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.

So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.